Makeup? No thanks.

This morning, I sneaked into my younger sister’s room, and I found these:


I can’t even distinguish the blush-on from the eye shadow and from everything else. And I have no idea where my sister got these stuff. Then I thought, “Napag-iiwanan na ba talaga ako ng panahon?

I tried a lipstick, because it’s the only thing I could actually identify, and I looked like a clown. “Nah, makeup is just not for me.”

But anyway, I came rushing down, rummaging my mom’s dresser, looking for my piece of kalandian. There were a lot of perfumes, lipstick, mascara, body lotion, facial cream, makeup... but I can’t find that which suits me and my personality.

Anyway, since I promised my friend Pierre that I will try my best to “evolve” and “become a lady” next semester, I shall start using... uh... perfume from now on. Seriously, I don’t even use perfumes! Loser much.

Gulay. I therefore conclude I seriously have to teach myself the ways of becoming a woman. Now na.